Got a friend who loves to complain about taxes?
Can't get any peace and quiet because of the incessant whining?
Well, just buy one of these swell ThankTheTaxpayer.org T-shirts and keep it close at hand. Next time you hear a blistering complaint about the oceans of money gobbled up by feckless politicians, whip out the T-shirt, offer a hearty and genuine Thank You on behalf of your fellow citizens, and revel in the startled expression your civility inspires. Not only will your gratitude threaten to transform the curmudgeon into a kinder, gentler taxpayer but all proceeds go toward spreading the word. (And please don't be totally shocked if your friend mumbles "your welcome.")

You too can become a ThankTheTaxpayer.org ambassador.
We are looking for a volunteer to run the T-shirt concession.